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Sept 1, 2009 21:19:19 GMT -7
Post by lilith on Sept 1, 2009 21:19:19 GMT -7
I think I just lost about 20 IQ points for reading that... twice.
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Sept 2, 2009 13:05:57 GMT -7
Post by abaddon on Sept 2, 2009 13:05:57 GMT -7
i say give war a chance. espeshally war in afghanistan. why cant they just send me to afghanistan? this is fucking bull shit!!!!
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Sept 2, 2009 13:09:07 GMT -7
Post by lilith on Sept 2, 2009 13:09:07 GMT -7
I say War is a crappy card game
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Sept 3, 2009 5:59:37 GMT -7
Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 3, 2009 5:59:37 GMT -7
I say that war is allright, once you become Battle Ready and Battle Minded. Its kind of fun actually, I miss it alittle. But then again you have to be a sick bastardly son of Barney to agree with me.... alot like tim. I think war was created in Heaven as a basic concept for a Mortal Combat game mixed in with strategy. Jesus was playing the Beta Version against Holoa "the god of caous" and when jesus beat him on this beta version of the game, because of several glitches and jesus being a button smasher who plays no strategy, Holoa became very angry and went to Sub-way to eat fresh, cause thats what gods do. Sadly Subway was closed cause it was like 11pm or something, so being the god of cauos he broke in and made his own sub-way sandwich, but as we all know the god of caous fucks EVERYTHING up, so he accidently put to many tomatos on the sandwhich. He was driving home, trying to scarf down this sandwich in an angry fasion, still made that Jesus beat him by button mashing, and started to choke on the EXTRA Tomato, he swerved his car into oncomming traffic, hit two leinater pools and then crash landed in Izreal approximatly 3000 years ago. The Izrealites and the Sheites both came across this man in his car, and seen the subway sandwich, which by the way look all together scrumpsish and began to run towards him. He bolted from the scene leaving the sandwich and porsea 9-11 limited eddition. The two groups of people have been fighting every sence, and that ladys and gentle men, is how the very first war started. And just so you know, the two groups of people are still fighting today. Many dont understand why they are fighting, some think its for land, or Honor. I my friends know the truth, and now you know..... the rest of the story.
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Sept 3, 2009 15:34:36 GMT -7
Post by abaddon on Sept 3, 2009 15:34:36 GMT -7
lol where the fuck do you come up with this shit
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Sept 3, 2009 15:46:17 GMT -7
Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 3, 2009 15:46:17 GMT -7
I know alot of undiscovered truths about this world, alot of people think I am just blabbering, but I know... I know... I can answer any question known to man.
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Sept 4, 2009 9:01:51 GMT -7
Post by lilith on Sept 4, 2009 9:01:51 GMT -7
What then, good sir, is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
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Sept 4, 2009 9:26:59 GMT -7
Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 4, 2009 9:26:59 GMT -7
Well, in the begining, there was nothing... So Chuck Norris round house kicked nothing in the face and told it to get a job.... Thus Exsistence... ands pretty much how the universe came about. The meaning of life, well simple as these three words... Fuck, Fight, and Trip Pipe... only people who have the meaning of live some what correct are Oil-Rig workers, like myself, and a select few Soldiers. The only thing you really have to do with your life is live like there is no tomorrow, cause in fact there isnt anything after you die. I am not going to get into a religious Battle with anyone here, but I am here to tell you the bible was written as a book of guide-lines to follow to have a good life, and the people who wrote it made a bad-guy and a good-guy so that they could use an old SCARE tatic on people to do what they wanted them to do..... OHHHHH if you dont do this your going to hell, if you do youll go to heaven... If you look at the modern intellegence level of the regular Izrealite back in jesus's day, it was lower than a well roasted ham on thanksgiving... Anyone who could do a simple magic trick was revered as a prophet/saint... Chris Angel could have been jesus back in that day...
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Sept 4, 2009 12:46:43 GMT -7
Post by abaddon on Sept 4, 2009 12:46:43 GMT -7
mostly true i think, but im not going to get into an on line religious fist fight because on line religious fist fights are for bitches. thats one thing i love about the good old U.S. of A. people can have different religious preferences and still find it with in themselves to get drunk and sing cum by a around a camp fire and then proceed to beat the living shit out of one another afterwards, but still go home happy even if they do go home with titanium plated in there faces
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Sept 4, 2009 12:59:04 GMT -7
Post by lilith on Sept 4, 2009 12:59:04 GMT -7
Yeah but then they bitch about their faces hurting when the weather changes.
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Sept 4, 2009 13:04:11 GMT -7
Post by abaddon on Sept 4, 2009 13:04:11 GMT -7
its a good thing they do though because it could give you plenty of time to prepare for it when the weather man is wrong
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Sept 4, 2009 13:06:37 GMT -7
Post by lilith on Sept 4, 2009 13:06:37 GMT -7
Is it really that accurate? My face hurts a little, the pressure went up by 3.6 mb instead of 2.
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Sept 5, 2009 13:18:55 GMT -7
Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 5, 2009 13:18:55 GMT -7
Yeah, your face hurting with a titanuim plate is the most up to date accurate weather predictions know to man. You know Doppler Radar and an Old dude with a Titanium Face are actually what give you Up to Date hour by hour reports on weather. The Radar does long term gestamate weather, and the old guy does the hour by hour weather reports, also he lets everyone know when and where tornados are going to be.
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Sept 7, 2009 10:16:25 GMT -7
Post by abaddon on Sept 7, 2009 10:16:25 GMT -7
yeah tornados are kind of hard though. the hail that sometimes goes with it can through you off some times if your not paying attention
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Sept 7, 2009 14:05:15 GMT -7
Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 7, 2009 14:05:15 GMT -7
thats why its an old man, cause old men have experience... they know whats up, mother nature cant pull tricks on them.
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