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Post by musicangel on Aug 31, 2009 3:20:09 GMT -7
Yeah, I'm sure you have some pretty good ones. Share. Please post one line at a time.
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
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Post by Rabisu on Aug 31, 2009 12:55:31 GMT -7
Haha, good one, good one. But, here's a better one..
Baby, if you were a buger, I'd pick you first. :3
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Post by musicangel on Aug 31, 2009 20:52:43 GMT -7
ha, nice.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put "I" next to "U."
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Post by Rabisu on Aug 31, 2009 23:01:21 GMT -7
Rotfl.. I've heard that one.. How about this:
"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven?"
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Post by musicangel on Sept 1, 2009 15:07:46 GMT -7
I think that was the first one I've heard.
"Do your legs hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 1, 2009 15:12:31 GMT -7
"Gurrrrl, you must be Jammaca.... cause You Jah-Makin' me Crazzzzzy..."
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Post by SuPeRDaNGeRouS on Sept 1, 2009 18:48:03 GMT -7
ha..
"if your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas.. can i visit between the holidays?"
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Post by musicangel on Sept 1, 2009 19:37:34 GMT -7
haha nice.
"Honey, you're so sweet you put Herseys out of business!"
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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 1, 2009 21:08:52 GMT -7
Stop drop and roll now, cause baby your on fire.
"Hey girl, whats a polar bear?" "A what" "Its an Ice-Breaker, how you doing?"
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Post by lilith on Sept 1, 2009 21:12:47 GMT -7
Do you have a map? Cause I'm lost in your eyes.
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Post by musicangel on Sept 1, 2009 21:40:58 GMT -7
"Okay so you don't want to make babies...want to practice instead?"
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Post by lilith on Sept 2, 2009 6:36:12 GMT -7
Can I have you phone number, cause I lost mine?
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Post by musicangel on Sept 2, 2009 22:14:09 GMT -7
"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"
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Post by SuPeRDaNGeRouS on Sept 3, 2009 5:08:09 GMT -7
"If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight dont worry... i told santa i wanted you for christmas."
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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 3, 2009 5:45:09 GMT -7
Hahahaha, Yes.. I love that one.. Fucking Santa...
"Hey girl, how about a Pizza and a Fuck." She slaps you "What you dont like Pizza"
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