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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 16, 2009 20:11:54 GMT -7
Granted, but its all peverted shit talking about your mom.
I wish I could see into the future.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 16, 2009 20:13:44 GMT -7
granted but all you can see is people taking a shit
i wish i could fly
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Post by lilith on Sept 16, 2009 22:12:08 GMT -7
But every time you do you end up running into something
I wish my flight instuctor didn't schedule us a flight at 6:30 in the morning.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 16, 2009 22:35:14 GMT -7
granted but he schedules it at 4:00 in the morning instead
i wish i had more alcohol
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Post by lilith on Sept 16, 2009 22:47:56 GMT -7
Granted, but you couldn't drink it.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 16, 2009 23:41:47 GMT -7
granted but you have to work every day after for the rest of your life
i wish i could fly
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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 17, 2009 4:33:17 GMT -7
Granted, but you can only fly on commercial airlines.
I wish I had enough alcohol to last a lifetime.
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Post by lilith on Sept 17, 2009 9:55:01 GMT -7
Granted, but you're now allergic so you can never have any.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 17, 2009 14:12:15 GMT -7
granted but you start to get tired during one of your flight lessons
i wish the IOTV body armor wasnt so gay
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Post by lilith on Sept 17, 2009 16:28:10 GMT -7
Granted, but its gayness transfered to you and now you're a total douche bag.
I wish my flight tomorrow morning got cancelled so I could sleep in.
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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 17, 2009 17:39:28 GMT -7
Granted, but you wake up and cant fall asleep anyway.
I wish I could club a baby seal.
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Post by lilith on Sept 17, 2009 20:24:28 GMT -7
Granted, but you get mauled by the mommy seal afterwards?
I wish every day was perfect.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 18, 2009 8:06:02 GMT -7
granted but your mornings and nights are filled with chaos and just all around suck.
i wish i could kill my old room maits animals and get away with it
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Post by lilith on Sept 18, 2009 13:23:32 GMT -7
Granted, but their spirts come back to haunt you.
I wish my flight had went better today.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 18, 2009 14:52:24 GMT -7
granted but the rest of your flights are even worse
i wish i had more whiskey
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