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Post by lilith on Sept 18, 2009 14:58:21 GMT -7
Granted, but it's watered down and tastes terrible.
I wish I could skip time forward whenever I felt like it.
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Post by Big T on Sept 18, 2009 16:23:11 GMT -7
Line 1: Granted, but it turns into a scenario from the movie "Click" and you wind up dying from old age in about 3 hours.
Line 2: I wish you would proceed to line 1
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Post by abaddon on Sept 18, 2009 23:14:20 GMT -7
granted but you travel in the same way but your life span is half as long
i wish i had a slave that could pack my gear for iraq
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Post by lilith on Sept 19, 2009 15:46:31 GMT -7
Granted, but he steals it all after he packs it.
I wish my can of coke refilled itself.
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Post by Big T on Sept 19, 2009 21:48:00 GMT -7
Granted, but it refilled itself with diet Mt. Dew
I wish this tumor wasn't killing me.
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Post by musicangel on Sept 21, 2009 17:39:14 GMT -7
Granted, but everyone one can read minds too.
I wish I felt as good as life was when I was still in grade school.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 21, 2009 19:23:52 GMT -7
granted but all your friends get depressed and proseed to kill themselves
i wish i could juggle chain saws without hurting myself
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Post by lilith on Sept 21, 2009 21:06:08 GMT -7
Granted, but now it's your only talent and you suck at everything else in life. I wish I could kidnap Tim and not get caught.
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Post by abaddon on Sept 22, 2009 18:02:17 GMT -7
granted but on the way to your safe house a semi truck slams into your car killing me while sparing your life
i wish i could just get this deployment over with already
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Post by lilith on Sept 22, 2009 22:07:42 GMT -7
Granted, but they send you on another longer deployment right afterwards.
I wish the study guide for Air Trans class was straight forward and easy to follow.
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Post by musicangel on Sept 27, 2009 21:13:46 GMT -7
Granted, the study guide is easy to follow but now the class is 10x more difficult.
I wish I could be a better girl. More of a woman and less of a screw up.
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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 29, 2009 5:05:11 GMT -7
Granted, but you have down syndrome. EBEY BODY LUbS YEW NOW!
I wish I had a life of Solitude on an Island in the bahamas.
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Post by lilith on Sept 29, 2009 9:51:41 GMT -7
Granted, but you die a week later of some tropical disease.
I wish I was more sucessful.
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Post by Mr. Anderson on Sept 29, 2009 11:49:25 GMT -7
Granted, but being a sucessful porn star is a dispointment to your parents.
I wish I could be isolated on a tropical island and not die anytime soon from being there
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Post by musicangel on Sept 29, 2009 20:22:27 GMT -7
Granted, but you die from the isolation two weeks later, not from being on the island.
I wish I was a smart kid that could do math very well and had a spectacular GPA.
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