Post by benny on Sept 4, 2009 20:54:01 GMT -7
One weekend, when i had just moved back from Buffalo, we had a little function down at the casa....which happend to be robbs house at the time. well.... it was supposed to be kind of a birthday bash for andrew boyer. funny thing was he was on probation. and robb was the guy who was supposed to get him if he violated his parole, robb was also the guy who threw the party, so natrually this night started out as a night that wasnt quite right. so we all get on our phones and call everybody we knew.....bout twenty minutes later, people start showing up. And the fun begins. so it was a normal party at the begining people, booz, music, and such. but as the night continues more and more people start showing up. at first we didnt think anything of it. as there was about 25 people standing outside all smoking a lil game of drunked grab ass started going on, one dude, who was a homophobe to say the least started yellin and rantin and ravin. so more people started yellin, and soon robb, naturally started yelling cuz everybody was being to loud. everyone went inside, bout 20 minutes later, the cops arrived.
cops came, came downstairs and herded everybody upstairs, and as everyboday was going right into the kitchen i just turned left and went right into my room, layed down and pretended i was asleep. soon i hear a knock on my door, "GILLETTE POLICE DEPT. they announced as the rudely barged into my room. "GET UP" i pretended like i was all tired. but had to get up. i walked into the kitchen, with everybody lined up. i was the first one to have my info taken. " whats your name and date of birth?" they asked. i simply lied Ben Brewer 12/11/86 which makes me of legal age. "OK YOUR GOOD" they tell me. i walk back into my room. as i walk into my room and lay down, i hear people in my closet, i was what the.....and open it...theres three people hiding im my closet. "what the hell are you doing here i asked them..."nothing getting out of here" they said. i opend the window and out they go, but...me being the drunk dumbass i was followed them out my own window when i was in the clear.
it happend to be raining so as im laying out in the field, drunk and worried about the cops walking around looking for us, i realize my stupidity. but thats not where it ends.
once the cops are gone...i run thru the field and wait like an hour for the cops to leave i head back into the house, to which cody and robb are waiting for me. but the night isnt done for them. they had been bitching about pepper spraying me all night. when im at my drunkest point they ask me one last time......and i agree...............
so we go downstairs cody and robb get their cameras out. and it begins. cody pulls it out as i ask how long is this gonna last? "aw it shouldnt be more then 3-4 minutes they tell me." ok.....i agree..... as i get ready for it i figured i'd make the best of it...and opened my eyes WIDE open and put my hands behind my back, and get ready for 3-4 minutes of hell. finally the moment comes....cody hits it..... the pepper spray hits me first in the forehead covers my forehead then moves down to my eyes. at first nothing was amiss...then it hit my eyes started swelling shut....i couldnt breath, i couldnt talk, i couldnt see, nothing. and to add to the misery, cody started hitting a taser right next my ear. scared the shit outta me. so thats my crazyest story......if you can top it, i want to hear it, bring on the stories.
cops came, came downstairs and herded everybody upstairs, and as everyboday was going right into the kitchen i just turned left and went right into my room, layed down and pretended i was asleep. soon i hear a knock on my door, "GILLETTE POLICE DEPT. they announced as the rudely barged into my room. "GET UP" i pretended like i was all tired. but had to get up. i walked into the kitchen, with everybody lined up. i was the first one to have my info taken. " whats your name and date of birth?" they asked. i simply lied Ben Brewer 12/11/86 which makes me of legal age. "OK YOUR GOOD" they tell me. i walk back into my room. as i walk into my room and lay down, i hear people in my closet, i was what the.....and open it...theres three people hiding im my closet. "what the hell are you doing here i asked them..."nothing getting out of here" they said. i opend the window and out they go, but...me being the drunk dumbass i was followed them out my own window when i was in the clear.
it happend to be raining so as im laying out in the field, drunk and worried about the cops walking around looking for us, i realize my stupidity. but thats not where it ends.
once the cops are gone...i run thru the field and wait like an hour for the cops to leave i head back into the house, to which cody and robb are waiting for me. but the night isnt done for them. they had been bitching about pepper spraying me all night. when im at my drunkest point they ask me one last time......and i agree...............
so we go downstairs cody and robb get their cameras out. and it begins. cody pulls it out as i ask how long is this gonna last? "aw it shouldnt be more then 3-4 minutes they tell me." ok.....i agree..... as i get ready for it i figured i'd make the best of it...and opened my eyes WIDE open and put my hands behind my back, and get ready for 3-4 minutes of hell. finally the moment comes....cody hits it..... the pepper spray hits me first in the forehead covers my forehead then moves down to my eyes. at first nothing was amiss...then it hit my eyes started swelling shut....i couldnt breath, i couldnt talk, i couldnt see, nothing. and to add to the misery, cody started hitting a taser right next my ear. scared the shit outta me. so thats my crazyest story......if you can top it, i want to hear it, bring on the stories.